"Look at the animals over there. What's going on?" It was incredible, really. The forest had seemed, well, almost empty. But now, not more than fifty feet away was one very large raccoon, two rabbits and... oh my gosh I realized as I scanned the immediate area around us, a fox, a dog, three cats and... the fucking forest was becoming crowded with critters. And none of the were paying attention to each other. They were all staring at me like I was the main course. "Bobby?" I squealed.
"You're safe, I'm holding the back."
Why, I mean why are they here?"
"The curse of course, you twit. Which one do you want?"
I was horrified. "You can't be serious Bobby?"
He tried to pat me on the shoulder but of course his hand passed right through my flesh. That was pretty creepy.
"Make them go away please?"