She leaned over close and asked, "Can you keep a secret?" When he nodded yes, she continued. "I was looking down at my brightly painted red toes and thinking what a bizarre world I live in. Three months ago I might have been out with the gang truing to steal a cAdillac. Now I'm being escorted in one like a princess or something. Also three months ago, if you'd have told me that I'd be dressed and made-up as I am right now, I'd have hit you over the head with a bat. Now, just look at me!
"To top it all off. I've never been a real date with a girl. Now I'm headed to heaven-only-knows-where with a man to spend the whole weekend in a cabin dressed like some sexy girlfriend Not very long ago, if I had seen a girl that looked like me on the street, I'd have been thinking about taking her to a cabin and having sex with her. Now I'm the girl that I would've wanted to sleep with."