"Nooooo, please! Please M... ther, pleeeeaaase don't do this to me," he begged in a cracking voice. "I'll do whatever you want, but please just take me home. Don't do this to me. Pleaseeee."
"Now Carol, you know you've had your heart set on wearing nice things. I'm going to do the best that I possibly can to see that you receive the rewards that you deserve. After all, your behavior has more than satisfied the expense and I certainly do not mind buying you all these nice things. It's what a good mother should do. Now, hold still while Jesse finishes measuring you so we can try on all these wonderful garments."
"At least don't do it n front of all these women," he begged. "Please, can't we do this some other time? Or... or at least tell them to go away... please."
"Oh don't be such a ninny," Hillary said in a tone that let him know that he was going to get no help from her.