While sitting in my car, I asked her, "Crystal, have you ever been in a relationship with a man before?"
"To tell you the truth Eric, I haven't had time for a relationship with anyone. In my work as a writer and producer of adult films, I've got a full schedule five days a week. I have to work fourteen hour days, and it gets on my nerves after a while especially since I'm thirty-one," she replied. Pausing for a moment, she said, rather coyly, "I also have something else to tell you."
"What is it?"
"Eric, I'm a preoperative transsexual..."
"The fact that you are a transsexual doesn't change the fact that you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my entire life."