Our mutual delight was interrupted by a piercing shriek, and then another. We had to turn to look. John had been wrong about his mom not interrupting us. She had silently opened the basement door to spy on us, and her horrifying reward had been to find her son embracing and kissing a long-haired boy wearing a bra, who was so excited he had just ejaculated in his pants — a boy whose pants must be visibly soaked with semen!
“So this,” John’s mom said in a tone of outraged condemnation, “this is what we get for sending you to public school! A homosexual in girls’ clothes has seduced you! Well, this is going to stop--right now!”
John’s mom whipped out her cell phone and called John’s dad. “Arthur,” she said, “this is the last straw! We are taking John out of that school right now! I caught him being seduced by a homosexual in girls’ clothes from that school in our house! The homosexual is nude above the waist except for a... a bra! Do you understand?”