The wife turned to me and smiling strangely asked, "Is that what you really are honey... a gurl? Well I guess we will find out. For today is your lingerie day. We will make that dream come true for you. I am going to get you a full set of female lingerie to wear under your trousers and shirt and let's see if that does turn you on as mych as wearing my painties seems to turn you on."
I tried to say something but the wife put her hand over my mouth in a dominating fashion and told me, "Not a word dear, unless you want to admit to your fetish and help with the selection or want the divorce papers right now."