"OK honey," Dan said. "I admit I've never been pure in my life - but for you, I'll try to be pure."
"Oh, thank you, Can!" Veronica said. She kissed him on the cheek.
"But how soon do you think we can get married?" Dan asked.
"Well... how would you like to come to church with me on Sunday, and we can ask Dr. Greatorex about it after the service? He's the rector of St. Austin's, you know."
Dan didn't know that, but he did know that St. Austin's was well known as one of the most gay-friendly Episcopal churches in the country, which was saying quite a lot! Dan hadn't gone to church since he had defied his mom's command to go to Sunday school at the age of 10, shortly after he first ejaculated while looking at the porn, and his dad had backed him up. Back then he had seen no point in going to church - but back them he hadn't known Veronica.
"Great, it's date," Dan said.